What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What does it feel like wearing tights?